• Wellness Labs


    Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es.


    ~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


    Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.


    ~Arthur Schopenhauer

  • Steps

    1. Purchase below labs;
    2. Receive an email of your lab order and receipt (for insurance reimbursement);
    3. Print and take the order to your local professional lab facility (e.g. Quest Diagnostics, etc.) most convenient to you;
    4. Get your lab results; and
    5. Schedule a review call (free) with Rob and we will outline your Eat Simply protocol to win.

    Your metabolic profile and progress matters most. Always.

  • Omega 3 & 6 Essential Fatty Acids
    Omega 3 & 6 essential fatty acids (EFAs) are highly consequential to key hormone prostaglandin production, which rule over inflammatory conditions and immune response in the body.

    High Omega 6 to Omega 3 ratios are implicated in depressed healing and order of magnitude greater risks for progression of cardiovascular diseases.
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    Coming soon
    The HbA1c test screens for and diagnoses metabolic syndrome, insulin resistance (at risk of developing diabetes), pre-diabetes and diabetes.
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